Thursday, June 26, 2008

If a car going at 45 miles per hour...

I was just writing an email to my mother telling her about my day and realized that this really needs to be blogged. If anything ever deserved to be blogged, this deserves to be blogged.

OK, so there are vending machines in the break room at my office. If someone loses money in the machine, they just stick a note on the machine and when the guy comes to fill it, he gives me the notes and the money to distribute. This is one he gave me today.

It said, "The machine owes me 95 cents because it charged me 85 cents for a 75 cent item and it didn't work the first time."

I can't tell you how much pleasure that gave me today. It's like one of those math problems: If the machine charges you 85 cents for a 75 cent item but it didn't work the first time, how much does the machine owe you? How great is that!!!! As someone said, it's like those insurance reports where the person is describing how an accident happened: The tree jumped into the road and I hit it. Priceless.

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