This would be smooth 12 year old Scotch.
Since I don't drink, fiber becomes the stress reliever of choice. Last weekend, in an effort to deal with work stress, I started on this tri-color organic, naturally-colored cotton. The previous picture was prior to washing and this is what it looked like after it got boiled with the washing soda:
While I was busy spinning the cotton, there was something busy spinning other things around here: